I Need a Vacation

I dislike the entire process of looking for housing. But I dislike it MORE when I'm not hunting for myself.

I'm trying to help a friend find housing. She's in an interesting situation that pretty much breaks EVERY norm of Provo. To complicate matters, she's Japanese so she asked me to help her as her English isn't very good.

That would be fine...except she won't speak anything BUT English. Even to me.

I am very tired and would like to go on vacation. Permanently.